How To Cook A Turkey?

EDITOR’S NOTE:  The following recipes on how to cook a turkey were submitted by the pre-kindergarten, kindergarten and first grade students.  While we do not recommend you try them, they are quite amusing.

How To Cook A Turkey

Small World Daycare

Ms. Becky & Ms. Jessica’s Class

I am going to go outside and get a turkey. Mommy is going to cook it for hours and fix it for breakfast.

Emma Tevepaugh

Me and daddy and mommy is going to shoot one in Buds field. I will rub oatmeal all over it and take it to Ritchie’s and cook it in the big fire pit and cook it all day.

Gunner Parrigin

My daddy is going to get a turkey. Bake it for 2 minutes. Put ketchup and mustard on it. I am going to eat it with my sissy.

Sadie Singleton

Mommy is going to get a turkey and cook it in the stove for 2 days. We will eat it with ketchup

Kisen Delk

Me and mommy will get a turkey from the store. Put some cheese on it and cook it on the stove for 30 minutes.

Seth Rose

Mommy is going to go get a turkey at McDonald’s. Cook it in the stove for 1 hour, and eat it hambergers.

Hallie Young

Mommy will get a turkey at Wal-Mart. Put a coke on it with your hands. Daddy will cook it on the grill.

Braylee Delk

I will find a turkey in Wal-Mart. Cook it in my room til Christmas and eat it with ice cream.

Charissa Travis

Daddy is going to get the turkey. I will put bread on it and mommy will cook it in a pan.

Sam Padget

Going get turkey at Wal-Mart. Daddy going to put in oven. Cook it like a hot potato. My sister and bubba is going to eat it.

Luke Gibson

Mommy go to buy a turkey at Wal-Mart and daddy’s going to cook it, and daddy is going to eat it.

Karli Storie

Daddy is going to kill it, put it on oven with ketchup on it. Cook it and Jaxon, daddy and mommy are going to eat it. Dooley has to drink his bottle.

Jaxon Green

Turkey (Mmmm) Mommy will cook it.

Gavin Travis

Me and mommy is going to get a turkey from the store. Put ketchup and peas on it and cook it for a long time.

Gracie Matthews

My momma is going to get a turkey out of the refrigerator. Pat it with chicken nuggets. Cook it in the stove for 3 days.

Nash Jackson

Mommy is going to get a turkey at Wal-Mart. Put cheese on it. Daddy will cook it on the grill. Me and uncle Joshua is going to eat it.

Jayden Hall

After daddy and pa goes to the woods and shoot a big old turkey, Mommy is going to cook it with salt.

Kaden Anderson

Mommy is going to get a turkey and cook it in the oven. It will be hot so I will put some ice on it.

Hadley Smith

Mommy is going to get the turkey at the store. Put chips on the turkey and cook it in the microwave.

Zayne Davis

Mommy will get a turkey. Put chicken nuggets on it. Me and sissy will cook it with daddy.

Charity Huff

Cook it in the oven. Put bread on it and cheese. Put ham on it. Put in microwave. Cook it 30 minutes.

Caleb Jennings

Momma get turkey. It will go gobble, gobble, gobble. Cook it with daddy with eggs.

Drew Blair

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